The ancient Egyptians believed in a fish god named Rem. The ancient Egyptians believed in a lot of dumb things like that. What a bunch of idiots. Seriously, a fish god? That's so stupid. They wrapped dead people in toilet paper. That's weird. That's why they're all dead now. How many ancient Egyptians do you see walking around today? None. In conclusion, modern Egyptians are way cooler than their dumb ancestors.
Sincerely, Daniel Parisi
